why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
posted 3 hours ago with 300,305 notes
the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee
posted 3 hours ago with 173,108 notes
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
posted 7 hours ago with 340,569 notes
"People say to me ‘You’ve changed.’ and I say ‘Haven’t you?’ People change, it’s just life."
posted 4 days ago with 8,224 notes
I dont understand why people are moaning about flappy birds like if you liked it go on a flash player on the interwebs and play it, god people are stupid l:
posted 1 month ago with 1 note
"You’re going to be sad. You’re going to want to scream and punch things. Do it. Let out every ounce of anger you have. Sit on the floor and cry until you feel numb. Listen to songs that make your heart sink to your feet. Write angry letters to all the people who have broken you, left you, ignored you or hurt you. Throw your hairbrush at the wall. Do it twelve times. Do it until you feel like you can breathe again. You’re going to be sad. You’re going to want to hurt yourself. Don’t you dare do it. Sit on the floor and watch cartoons like you did when you were little. Listen to songs that make you want to dance around your bedroom in your underwear at 3 A.M. Make paper airplanes out of those angry letters and watch them soar into the fireplace. Brush all the knots out of your hair and say “I am worth it” into the mirror. Say it twelve times. Say it until you feel like you can breathe again. You’re going to be sad. You’re going to get through it."
posted 1 month ago with 131,532 notes